Sunday, September 20, 2009

Myself and Bryce Smith's Messages Of 20th Of September.

This is how the whole conversation started.
Me: "Your hot."
Bryce: "Dick! Your hot ever turn away from me again and ill fuck your ring hole so hard it will look like a black hole that never ends"
Bryce: "Oi I just relised its legal to have sex with babies cause they cant say no. How good is that."
Me: "I heard killing 2 month old babies is a sport at my house.
Ever heard of baby-ball ?"
Bryce: "Jail time just means free anal sex whenever I want and no one will think im gay cause every1 does it"
Me: "Pee in my urethra and drink my anus juice which has been expelled from a recent cat injury."
Bryce: "Oi man I found a new meeting place to find me a partner. Monday - Friday, 7-3 day cares all round Newcastle come look for a good time ?"
Me: "Oi dude just found a better one,
The Childrens Burn Ward at John Hunter,
some lookers there aye."
Bryce: "Theres a new porno and they show it on tv, its called Play School. So good to get off over aye. Check it out i have recorded every episode so far."
Me: "Now i understand why he's called "Big Ted"."
Bryce: "Oi if your like me and are tired of having sex with children manikins, I found a disabled school down the road where you can pick up easy, just like manikin except they kinda move a little so its a bit more fun and they make a little bit of noise"
Me: "Mannn I heard the star light foundation is a porn industry.
The star points on the mascot is for sticking the little child's rectum on each point and he plays this game called drop kick, he waits until they fall off and he boots them to see how far they go."
Bryce caught me behind a bush.

Bryce: "I love it when your near bush, I never get to see bush because you have to be way older then 1 to have pubes"

We both belong in gaol.

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